Tuesday, February 23, 2010

If you were given the Job of painting the great wall of china,?

How long do you think it would take you?





Yes I know it is stone, question is just for fun.If you were given the Job of painting the great wall of china,?
Too many cracks - use wallpaper, with flower patterns





Now let's see (sucks through teeth)


that'll be 6 months love - 50% paid up frontIf you were given the Job of painting the great wall of china,?
gotta keep the rabbits out...
If i was doing it by myself it would take a year or so, but if i was doing it wit others not so long i actually think it would be fun.
I would colour is orange and it would probably take me about 2 days.


This is my plan


Get a helicopter for each side of the wall and get a massive bucket fill it with orange paint and throw it on the wall. Too bad if people get orangified =]
i guess a few years as i would stop for a bit in the middle of it from boredom
I honestly think it would take longer than my whole lifetime to paint.
Actually, I did that once, when I needed something to do while I was waiting for my wife to get ready to go to a party.
1 year
200 years, and I would have to be payed by the hour.
Would that be with a standard paint brush or a roller luv? and would it need to be undercoated first?, ok then got that sorted, I would have to call on the services of the Terracotta Army, so I would say about half a day.
Well we have learnt a great technique here in Spain I bet we could Paint it a lot quicker than most
Never, I would get half way and the start would need re doing.
Well considering they are 'perpetually' painting things so much smaller than it like the Sydney Harbor bridge - its safe to say as soon as you were finished you would have to start again because the paint would be so aged...





The job would never be finished.
I would outsource it :P
17 years, 8 months, 22 days, 13 hours and 57 seconds
Am I allowed to have friends help?


If yes........ let me think here.............. *doing complicated maths*.............. um............................. 20 years give or take a couple.
I'll buy a helicopter and just let paint fall down from the sky.
I would get some help!

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